What's that, over there!? *SNEAKY HUG FROM BEHIND* Ya know, I'm glad you understand me. Lots of people don't get my humor.
D: Aww, I know someone that needs a hug. <3 I'm talking about me, go find someone to hug me.
Aww... It appeared to be caught. SADFACE
Quick, catch the joke in a pokeball before it escapes!
There's a gay joke for that around here, I just know it!
I wish the sun and I were friends so I could have a tan. But we'll never make up, not after what he did to my trachea.
It's not healthy, Nocti! I haven't seen the sun in a couple days.
Franklin sounds like a hot taco. Try not to dream too hard or you'll depress yourself. You could just buy a Vietnamese man to have sex with like a normal gay person. And with that elderly wisdom, I shall try bed.
His name is Franklin and he's 28. He buys me lots of things because he's very, very rich. He is tall, dark and handsome. Oh, and he's a freak in the bed. *sigh*
Describe your imaginary boyfriend to me in ridiculous detail. It will be my lullaby.
