People think it to be a horrible habit, but I find it to be so much more effective than going through all the effort to chase woman, all the struggling.... all the police getting involved.... it's just such a hassle. Good luck on your book, people will try to give you a bad rap but remember, they just don't understand the artistic value of the words on the paper.
I don't like necrophilia. I love it. I'm writing a book on it: Corpses and temptations.
I don't think that's the reason to be honest. During my nightly "strolls" I've found myself to be fond of necrophilia, haters gonna hate but they just don't know the care and love expressed in the relationship. Okay I've lost feeling in my right arm now... heh. I originally thought it had to do with your grip on my arm in a way to pin it down or something, but that can't be the case!
Too much 'self appreciation' bro. Protip: sit on your hand until you lose feeling and then do what needs to be done. This way you'll find it becomes more about quality than quantity and you'll do it less. Always here for advice, man.
I keep some in the fridge. Still fresh from last nights hunt, help yourself if you want. I have enough for everyone! I feel a strange cracking sensation rolling through my right arm. Do you have any idea what's happening?
Seriously stop worrying, now don't squirm. I'm hungry for brains.
Oh okay in that case I have no reason to find that suspicious. Though could you not hold it so close to my neck? It's just not that comfortable if you understand. Also for some reason there's some red icky stuff dripping off the knife... how strange.
Oh it's nothing to worry about, I found it amongst the corpses of your family whom I just killed.
I guess I will have to adapt... wait... where did you get that knife?
Sorry man but the love I feel for you is so much so that you may have to asphyxiate.
