1-Across is pretty meh.
How many Rollout smilies do we have?
I took Pentazemin.
We might as well all kill ourselves now.
Who'd you sell it to this time?
That is because the answer is Des Lynam.
Sounds bad.
*ultraventilates*
Then you'll be up there with Psychotic, kikimm, Meat Puppet, and the usernote kings.
Be sure to arm yourself with the ultimate weapon.