Where is this place?
At least he doesn't collect hands. Not that my dad collects hands, but it really is a good thing your dad doesn't collect hands. Unless he does. And he could be old enough to have been in 'Nam, he might have needed to lie about his age, though. Like Abe Simpson had to back in WW1. He was also in WW2, with the Flying Hellfish.
No way! Reaction. Reaction to the violence. And now this violence is a reaction to the hippieness. Or I am just making up bull
Do they perhaps hold some kind of sentimental value to your family? Maybe they saved your dad's ass back in Việtnam.
A knife in the gut.
Why don't you buy a new box, and leave that old one in the rain? Or is 30¢ too much for you?
That might have been a lie. Actually is probably was. But no one wears them.
Are you afraid of it being haunted or a somewhat more realistic reason? Some matches smell quite nice.
I think the last thing you'd want here is a sombraro!
We can trade places.
