You'll have to like break your bones or something.
Werewolves are pretty cool. Except the ones in harry potter. I hate the ones that look like half human half wolf. Lame.
Probably only robotic women can do it, anyway.
Cold iron keeps the vampyrs away
It's what I felt you wanted, but I didn't know.
Meat Puppet you have to sit in the mushpot.
Autocunnilingus
Nasal penetration. No, that is not what you like. Auricle penetration is more “your bag.”
Yeha BoB called it an acquired taste in some thread.
I bet it has leaves in it.