Cheer up, Meaty Puppy. Here, have a lapdancer. *gives*
Woah, who's that dude in your profile piC? HE'S HOT!
The penis mightier than the sword.
Smells Like Semen Marmalade
So this bee walks into a bar, right? And then he sees this bird. And the bee goes, 'Hey Buddy, why the long face?' and the bird says 'That's Horses, nimrod.' HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha-ha-ha-ha-ha...ha...ha...ha? I don't get it.
I played Smells Like Teen Spirit on the Radio this morning. Okay, I lie. I played with Czanthor while he smelled old mens cologne.
Werd, bro. We's all gonna ride wit' MP in his Es-ka-layyyyyyyde.
Retards.
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