At least they didn't smurf around with all the skeletons we seem to have. Why do we have dead bodies at uni I don't care if they donated themselves to science we have perfectly good replicas.
Oh, Christ. Were they really?
Oh god I took a tour of the uni today and the kids were messing around with the mannequins. One of the mannequins is there to simulate birth so, well, you can imagine the sort of fun they had. Man I was glad to drag them out of there.
You know what I love? Pussy. I love me some pussy. /smug
Think about something else instead. Like juice. Gosh I love juice.
That's really much too much for me to think of right now. Especially dead sober.
What happens if nobody pulls out... I dare not think it D:
Well smurf, I thought I kick ass at it for actually kissing a dude. That's smurfing hardcore, man. I never want to play with your friend.
I am really good at it. So is one of my buddies. He was drunk one night and so I had to be the chicken because he was inside the waistband of my underwear. He is fearless, I bet he'd go full gay just to win.
Both if you take both sides into consideration. Note to self: don't play gay chicken with Laddy
