Slantier than the rest.
My brain felt some sort of genre bending going on in here.
*Whistles along with Eileen*
If this were spam, it would begin to smell. Fortunately it is not.
Bestiality?
Attach a cotton to that candy and you'll have yourself some excitement.
I wish my name was Kelly... I have a bland/boring/dull name...Larry.
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