Conversation Between I Don't Need A Name and demondude

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  1. That is pretty worrying. I once heard about one of her steamy nights where she proceded to David Comeonron, before getting her Nick Legg over them and ending with a plain dirty finale of the Tony Blair Witch Project..
  2. Don't worry about that. She shat on my chest and announced that she Gordon Brown'd me. Worry about that.
  3. That crafty little bitch. I'm more worried about if she asked you to join her in her house of lords or, heaven forbid, you are asked to join her on the throne..
  4. Apparently she was being euphemistic when she invited me to the house of commons.
  5. My bionic eyes just imploded. You bastard
  6. I've made love to Margeret Beckett.



    Imagine waking up to that Gears of War Locust monstrosity.

    You think you had it bad?
  7. I don't wanna scar you. My eyes are fake. Upon watching the video, two deformed crows flew through the window and ate my eyes from the sockets. But I relished the moment, as it meant that I could no longer watch the horrifying ordeal upon the screen
  8. Holy smurfing trout.

    Link me up.

    I'm hard to shock though. I've seen the worst. You can't imagine.
  9. They aren't women
  10. illegal lesbian porn concerns me. What was illegal about it?
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