EOFF underground Forum Topic 1 Unban Primus Inter Pares. Discuss.
But if you can swim, you might not die!
That's a strangely enticing way to die...
You better do! Or else I will cry and drown you with my tears!
I shall make you proud. ;_;
You have two hands! Or maybe more than that! So you are more than enough for the task!!
Do I have to do both? I mean one or the other I'm fine with, but both? I don't know if I can keep up. ;_;
Of course, you will be the only one! You will be the only one that will flush my toliet after I use it and the one that will brush my teeth for me after I wake up!
And if I have my way I'll be the only one.
Who needs a doctor when I have you. You are my favourite cracker in the universe.
