Please tell me that's actually the reason for the papercut haha.
Having sex in confetti is more dangerous than it sounds.
You had a paper cut?
My feelings and paper cut feel healed just talking about it
Everyone needs Scientology. Convert now for only $9.99, and you'll get this free torch worth $17.94!
Obviously he just needs Scientology to give him a helping hand.
You know, I actually will. Although I'll wait until the anti-depressants he's on kick in so he doesn't kill himself or something. Yeah. Not even kidding. He's a smurfed up kid. Not in the way you should feel sorry for though.
Tell your friend I blame him for Britney Spears' voice going from mediocre to awful. I don't know why. It's just this...feeling I have for him.
Oh I see what you did. Nice. My friend snorted MEOW MEOW (the best name for it) in front of me. He said it hurts.
You know what would hurt? Sniffing a drug. Poor nasal passages! Maybe it doesn't hurt, I don't know. But it looks like it. Why can't they just smoke something... or inject, at the very least? I wonder where this topic came from.
