Those pancakes would have tasted good if they had any taste at all.
At least you had the sense to make your not-quite-pancakes blueberry.
You are supposed to make the pancakes before you eat them.
That is no Jedi Master...It's a MASK!
Honesty is the best policy, except in an International Lying Championship.
All the interesting topics were driven out in the Great Topic Purge of '04.
Black is the new orange.
Grapefruits aren't monsters, in the technical sense.
Do it on national television and you'll receive a comfortable fee.
The Tale of the Invisible Silk Worm.
