I don't mean to nitpick, but your shirt is inside-out.
oh this is so degrading
You're the one with lipstick on your collar.
Take me to funkytown!
I'm pretty sure not all New Zealanders sound like that. I can't be sure, though. I generally ignore them.
No, you had me at I have
That's not really practical.
HOLY , have you ever heard Loony BoB talk? That's the craziest accent I've ever heard. Jesus christ.
I've had better.
Maybe if we were living in Guam or something, you would.