Good thing I don't tell my address to strangers and retards, then.
Zoidberg.
Czanthor made me do it. And he's a kid. Baby, actually.
Ever pretending to be a 42 year old woman from Belgium and watched a 20 year old male from UK masturbate?
I'm very difficult to impregnate, due to my lack of egg cells. Also, you're in New Zealand.
The Bradford Beavers vs. Hartlepool Hot Dogs. It's like an episode of Cheers, only not so much like Cheers as like Basketball.
Can I smack you? Really, really hard?
You ever see that episode of Star Trek where Scottie insulted Chekov's penis size, prompting Chekov to sneak in to his room at night and cut off his balls with a Swiss Army Knife and throwing them out into the vacuum of space, causing them to explode? I don't have a Swiss Army Knife, but a hacksaw should do a similar job. Also, you smell.
I understand you because I'm 4 inches shorter.
I'll understand your face.
