Every time someone says or writes the word achievement, I hear the little ding that my xbox makes. I think I have a problem, a really big one.
Horribly scarring or killing a few children is a worthy sacrifice for the achievements I intend to make. Why must people be so closed-minded, who doesn't want rocket propelled farts?
Science is all about removing morality and doing things for the greater good. They just don't understand!
Well... sadly all my equipment was confiscated... They said the activities I was partaking in were "demented" and "immoral" and rubbish of that sort. They just don't respect science.
Foiled again! Blast! Now all you have to do is recreate the exact circumstances and do it once more, but this time with a camera! I really want to try that lighting oil on fire while it's on water thing.
YES IT WORKS!! It just caught the baby I used as a test subject on fire... that could be a problem. I would be able to show you but I forgot the camera.
Make sure you have a camera with you. I never seem to have a camera with me, and every time I try science, it results in hilariously bad outcomes. Although I mostly stick to catching on fire in a variety of ways or trying to fight the laws of physics and gravity. Nice and simple stuff.
I wish mine could too. Maybe I could make it happen... Just a fair warning...
I wish my butt doubled as a rocket. That would be awesome.
Oh trust me, I know that feeling quite well. The picture is so bizarre though it's brilliant.
