It kinda got contaminated with some illegal lesbian porn and a long winded explanation of how a Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometer works...but other than that, it played like a dream. Panic over
Oh my god was the disc okay?
Man, that sounds like such a blast. I never knew you had such an eventful life! Mines pretty boring in comparison :[ My best story is the time I took a toilet break at school, and slipped on the wet floor. I slid so far that I went back in time and parachuted into Normandy, where I then got shot by a tank, an antiair gun and a flamethrower. Thankfully, that was when I woke up and found out I'd fallen asleep on top on my PS2 and that my brain had melted into my disc of Medal Of Honour.
I'm not sure how many laws this story breaks so I'll probably do it underground. Although Gerald from Nigeria emailed me offering me £6000 pounds to sell it to him. Seems reliable. Last time I got taken prisoner and they were going to cut my balls off but I explained things to them and they only took one. Hilarious misunderstanding.
Well I'm glad the story came to a happy ending. And publishing where
I laughed. Really smurfing loud. I don't know what to say, because I feel like whatever I do say will cheapen that sentence. So I'm ending that chapter and starting a new one (I hope you realise I'm publishing this).
Maybe it was that time you used a saxophone to improve the sound quality of your fart, but it ended in a literal shit and it went over the fence and onto the preschool class next door?
Um, you've kinda brought up some repressed memories there. A whole bunch of them. This one time I covered myself in coronation chicken and buggered a donkey, but then I got dragged away, and then got told I ruined the nativity play and now I'm on the sax offenders register or something, I dunno what that is. I've never even owned a saxophone.
I think it is metaphorical yes. But still. You sicken me. I grace with with images of boob hunchbacks and anal Rantzeins, and this is how you repay me! THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE SMURFED IN A GODDAMN CONDOM AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. Yeahhh...that told him.
Well until some irresponsible bastard sticks their dick into it. Then you're smurfed in both a literal and metaphorical sense. (is it actually metaphorical idk it's been too long since english to remember the technicalities but we'll go with that)
