Conversation Between Christmas and NeoCracker

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  1. Who needs a doctor when I have you. You are my favourite cracker in the universe.
  2. You know, even though you may think you are fine now, you may still want to see a doctor about that.
  3. Oh it's good. I haven't been able to urinate for years, you helped me! you are great!
  4. I do have that effect on the ladies.

    Quite wierd that I inspire urination though. o_O
  5. So you are hanging out with me!!????? Oh mine, oh mine, oh dear. I wet my diapers.
  6. Well sure, I'll just let thanksgiving know I"m throwing him to the curb. ^_^
  7. You dun want to hang out with me?

    I alway thinking we can get hanged together.
  8. I would, but I've already got plans to crack with Thanksgiving.
  9. You sure get me cracking everytime!

    We should hang out together and crack other people up!
  10. There was no more corn to crack, so the name became misleading. I have since evolved into a being capable of cracking anything.

    Anything accept your heart. ;_;
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