That chameleon thinks he's a comedian, but we're just laughing to be polite.
DO IT FOR CANADA!
I'll have no such nonsense in my schoolroom, children. Open your books to page 271 now.
Polythene Pam, she came in through the bathroom window.
Harry Potter: Stump Rusher.
I understand
The Philosopher's Stone(d) (h)
When I look at all the people on the street, I realise they all look like elves. I don't mean to put them down, but they do.
I once got in a lot of trouble at school with a can of canned air. This is probably for the better.
One time, after consuming much alcohol, I passed out in a flower garden and slept there for the night