There's no place like home.
not the corns...
Have a holly jolly Christmas.
Never heard of him.
Born: Between 1740 and 1758 Died: May 8, 1819 King Kamehameha I, also known as Kamehameha the Great, was the head of a dynasty (a succession of rulers from the same family) that ruled the Hawaiian islands for more than a century. Legend has it that he was born at the time of the appearance of Halley's comet and that this was a sign that he would rise to greatness. The name Kamehameha (pronounced kuh-may-ha-may-ha) means "the one set apart." He didn't live very long.
I saw a duck eating a T-Rex yesterday and for some reason I thought of you.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING THE MINION OF CHRISTMAS!!??
Kill me so I don't have to go to work at 6am tomorrow. Okay Arucard?
Me too.
SPEAK UP.