Yeah, she has really ugly boobs.
That hit the spot. I will have sweet dreams. With any luck, Curtis will be here soon!
Orcs are elves, and all elves can interbreed and produce offspring (according to that old elf that I like to kill's book)
While you're at it, would you mind wiggling it?
Could you work on that?
Perhaps you could have a romantic affair with him. You see, I have a romantic abnormality. I wonder what an orc would give birth to had the offspring been sewn by a Fargoth. [annoyed grunt]
I was kinda hoping you'd say Slim Shady. Iwas counting on it, in fact. I...I don't know how to react now.
I bet if you were born an orc your name would be Foruth
If only you were asian.
god damnit