You watched the birth? This doesn't sound like something even MTV would show. Maybe that other channel. HTV.
....oh xD How the hell did I do that. I'm going crazy. I mean Bob Saget. Well this is embarrassing.
I agree. Sometimes I yell at my dad for not getting my mother pregnant when she was 12. Even thought that would probably mean I might not have been born. :cool:
Winter has seemed to have gotten hotter every year. It must be the end of the world.
What? No way...no! I don't think so. But then when you say it, it almost makes my mind want to make up me remembering hearing about him dying. .
It was summer!
I think the last one I saw was with that guy from...oh smurf. Not Tim Allen. Stalin. Steve Allen.
Oh.. I was on my bike and the took most of the damage. I should have said my bike got it. I just went flying and I didn't know where I was or anything. Like, I thought I was in heaven. It was really the weirdest thing ever to happen to me. When I hit the ground I was like... what the smurf? I was a couple of inches away from this rock which was pretty lucky. Then all these Samoan women were around me trying to hug me and I was just like "uhh... I lost my sandal" but you'll be happy to know I eventually found it. Then I went home and my uncle was sleeping and I said I got hit by a car and we was like whoa what the smurf. The most damage I got was like a scrap on my shoulder and a bruise on my backside.
So he had a true function. Ulterior motives. The bastard.
Sometimes I get the urge to jump into oncoming traffic. I just think it would be... random and funny. Like a one time laugh. I guess it really wouldn't be as funny as I thought it would be. I've been hit by a car before, though. It was quite... orgasmic.
