I've showed up countless times thinking I was going to get fired and still nothing. I'm just untouchable. 8-)
I tell my boss to fire me. But he won't. >:/
Stealing food is empowering. It's like an unofficial "thanks for being such a hard worker!" from the company, except they don't find out about it.
I tell everyone off all the time. xD I'll take you to work someday. x) I'll steal chicken wings! Somebody did that a few weeks ago. xD
Just take a hilarious quantity of something! Or tell everyone off. :3
Sounds like fun. I wanna do something like that when I quit my job. Except mine's not important so it won't be as fun. :3
I wouldn't have it any other way. Aside from the "last day outfit", I plan on being a standoffish prick to callers and probably just doing a mass e-mail or something. xD
Go out with a bang!
I'm in charge of the work that nobody wants to do. And they can't hire three people to replace me since the office is too small.
That's terrible. You must rock that office hardcore.
