Well at least I won't get syphillis. I'll get bruises, but no STIs. Sounds like the best possible option
We'll put you in a condom to protect you, and when you need exercise we'll take you out and play swingball.
That might sting a little though. And I wouldn't want my ideas to be leaked into the world without the proper safety measures attatched!
I kinda sat there thinking about that and I'm blown away by the images I conjured. I tried to recreate it on MS Paint but the program crashed and uninstalled itself and I think secret services are coming. I think when you die we should keep your brain in a jar and poke it for ideas every now and then.
Oh man. I dunno if they could take that amount of power. They might explode. Hell, they may run away just from the smell of that tena lady! You've got spunk kid (and more than them bastards) so I'll help you out. I'm gonna get 12 breasts installed on my back. With a Rantz up my ass, a dozen breasts and a tena, we shall be unbeatable!
Oh tit. I just got them smurfing installed. You know what? smurf that. No. If any pervert aliens wanna smurf with me then I'll take them on. I'm one tough tena wearing sonnuvabitch, and I'm level 65 on World of Warcraft so I'd like to see them try.
Woah woah woah. Dude. Did you not get the memo? Vaginas and breasts are gonna be the cause of the 2012 apocalypse. You need to lose those things before the creatures of the planet pervy get aroused by them and invade!
I'm writing that on my grave. And hell yeah - if anything makes me less of a man it's my vagina and breasts. And let's face it, it's the 21st century. Everybody has vaginas and breasts.
Exaclty. Bitches just don't understand us anymore, y'know? Just cause I have a man living in my anus and a tenalady on my face, it doesn't make me less of a man!
Bitches can't handle my tenas. I got dumped because of it but when she becomes incontinent and then the flies start getting to her oh man she will remember me and think "damn!"
