If you want to rule the world you should become a political figure in other towns, corrupt them, and then amass them into the Zozonian Army.
That's because everyone agrees that Zozo > Jidoor.
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I hear his laugh is pretty badass in person.
Can I steal Kyono's bag of catnip and throw into the storm drain?
Do people in Zozo read or deliver anything outside of town except beatings?
I think I had a bomb once. But I lost it in an explosion. Strangely it was right in the center of the blast.
That's okay, Mayor Ava doesn't enforce laws.
Well, wouldn't you like it if the townspeople knew the time so they could lie to adventurers if they try to steal your town's chainsaw?
Oh yeah, you might want a new clock and give some of your people wrist watches.
