So you promise and allow us to eat you alive like some sushi?
Who needs an oven when I'm already so HOT
We won't eat you alive, we prefer cooked food.
(I have to play my cards right on this one... if I do it wrong, I get eaten alive by cannibals... but if I word it just right... blowjob.......................)
SO IF WE EAT YOU, WE WILL BE IMMUNE TO AIDS AND CANCER?
... sure, why not!
Will your URINE cure AIDS and CANCER if they drink it from the chalice?
No I just have to be sure to put it into a golden chalice and sell it to the highest bidder! Everyone is usually willing to pay me large sums of money for it!
Will your bladder go BURST if you hold too long?
Well I really do wanna be important so I guess I better get better at holding it! Oh why do I have to find this out after drinking a gallon of water
