Conversation Between Meat Puppet and Ki Ki

am I alone in this misery?

When I try to tan I just catch on fire.

We missed you! n___n

The sun gives me cancer. Much like my computer screen, but the sun gives me more pain than joy.

Yeah! Like the fruit!
But the usually clothed parts of my body are white. If I take my shirt off when the sun is shining, people within a 10 mile radius go blind.

Hey I only confuse you now and then! You always confuse me! ]<

I guess it's bad for you but good for me? o=

You're silly! n___n

Pale brown.