I like pee.
If I told you to jump off a bridge would you do it? o=
Punk being heavy is a generalization.
People who aren't my friend are scared of me.
Well now we don't have a :grinpink: either so stop whining! }<
My friends usually say that to me and then I call them Ice Cube and they quickly shut up
quick get a new page oh you are far off.
It means if there is a snake in your soup don't drink it. (it doesn't)
But I copied it from a John Kehoe book just for you.
There's an old Zen parable about a foolish peasant who was sent to visit his master's house. The master brought him into the study and offered him some soup, but just as the peasant was about to drink it, he noticed a small snake in his bowl. Not wanting to offend his master he drank it anyway, and within a few days fell so ill that he was brought back to the house. The master again took him into his study and prepared some medicine which he gave to the peasant in a small bowl. Just as the peasant was about to drink the medicine, he noticed another snake in the bowl. This time he pointed it out and loudly complained that this was the reason he was sick in the first place. Roaring with laughter, the master pointed to the ceiling from which hung a large bow. "It is the reflection of the bow you are seeing," he said. "There is no snake at all." The peasant looked again and, sure enough, there was no snake in his bowl, only a reflection. He left the house without taking the medicine and regained his health within a day.
