Bear all and charge in with your fists on fire.
Phew. There's a load off my chest.
I appreciate your actions.
Does it make you feel like a horrible person?
If you're lucky; however, I doubt you'll live that long.
I am unable to confirm or deny this.
Haha there was that guy on Jackass who hated like...period blood and mustard, I think, so they dumped mustard all over him.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. That NZ 5c coin you have is now worthless.
Will you cross it out once you sledge him to death?
PERIOD.
