Tea time? I don't know. The hobbits would know but I'm just too lazy to look it up.
I'm not taking sides in this one
Population control should be as enjoyable as possible.
Funny you should say that (the fiery pit) because just yesterday I discovered the world's smallest Black Abyss.
If your mom doesn't buy it for you throw her in that fiery pit you recently installed.
I'm sorry I had to go and be a good friend and spend time with people. I'd rather have been online talking to hot babes all day.
You also never came back like you said you were going to. I hate you.
Good time girl
Go orminate yourself. That's what I should have said to you in the first place.
Also, you suck for not posting in your usernotes enough. MAD FACE
