I'm not taking sides in this one
Population control should be as enjoyable as possible.
Funny you should say that (the fiery pit) because just yesterday I discovered the world's smallest Black Abyss.
If your mom doesn't buy it for you throw her in that fiery pit you recently installed.
I'm sorry I had to go and be a good friend and spend time with people. I'd rather have been online talking to hot babes all day.
You also never came back like you said you were going to. I hate you.
Good time girl
Go orminate yourself. That's what I should have said to you in the first place.
Also, you suck for not posting in your usernotes enough. MAD FACE
You'll wear a special party hat one day. Mark my words.