I can imagine it would actually lower your chances at sexual conquests though. You could be some kind of psycho serial rapist though.
If you couldn't feel the pain, then sure!
But having a flaming penis would be kind of cool.
But then burning of the nether regions is never sought after!
It was an accident, not planned at all! Although that's a point. Perhaps nudity would be better as then everything would be evenly burnt.
And why were you not tanning the rest?
Only the top half of me was sunburnt!
Why were you not fully naked..
Well I was the half naked one but I'm sure next time we can all get a little bit naked and party on!
Was his half nakedness the glorious bit?
