You can't sit and urine if you are important I heard. Or you cannot even urine cause you and your urine are too important to be fed to the toliets.
But I want to be important... why would I try to prevent it...
It's ok. Psychotic washes his hair with urine, it is nothing to be ashame of! I heard bathing with URINE prevent IMPOTENCY!
Noooo... well.............. not anymore............................................... ........................................
You can't do it lying down? I thought all the cool dudes out there can do it without breaking a sweat! You pee in your bathtub? Does that mean you bathe in your urine?
How do you pee lying down? :o I've never seen a toilet made for that! Except for bath tubs but mom yelled at me when I did that before...
Oh mine, they are so horrible. You should try doing it lying down, I always do it. I heard it improve blood circulation and prevent hair loss.
I already sneak into the girl's bathroom in between classes to pee because the boys make fun of me for wanting to do it sitting down ;oooooo
Oh mine, Oh mine, you are the cutest one I ever seen! It's ok! You will learn more about this during PUBERTY, ya know. That period where you wish you can change with the girls in the changing room instead of with the boys!!!
White fluids that... cum... from my little... carton of milk???
