Don't burn yourself.
Boil some water. Get a bowl and a towel. Pour the boiling water in the bowl and put your face close enough so the steam is making your face wet. Tent the towel over your head and stay there for 5 minutes. Be sure to properly inhale and exhale the steam.
Just enough so that I won't have to ban myself afterwards
One more
plop
God damnit you're such a trickster.
Look at that monkey go! (sort of the same thing, except said by just ONE person)
I'm like a smurfing psychologist.
Well then, we'll get along just fine.
Those bastards!