I'm just so clumsy I'd probably break something. Though the only times I've done it in the dark was when we were both too tired to do anything wild, or if it was outside—but outside dark is different than inside dark. It does take away that fear of being seen completely naked, though.
What the smurf
Don't you get annoyed by not being able to see anything?
Oh you suck.
I don't like zooming into the MAX, Jesus Christ. That's too max. I like the middle. Nice. Right in the middle.
I don't see how.
You could always open up Paint, and use the tool which lets you type in the picture, write it all there, and then save it and use for later.
I expect you to.
In Romboch (VA), it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
You could wait until we're all gone.