Conversation Between Jiro and demondude

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  1. You take part, or you get taken apart. Choose.
  2. You mungo
  3. Don't be silly Jiro, this is all out elderly genocide! Silly billy.
  4. Wait isn't this a little bit Cannibalistic?
  5. Right, this is old Petunia. When I untie her, stop her shuffling away, because it only takes five hours and bang we lost her and my hard work goes to waste.
  6. I like my meat tender yes indeed
  7. Of course! Do you like to beat your meat?

    (and no you dirty aussie I don't mean that)
  8. Everything is better with a little bit of soy sauce
  9. Sure! I recommend the armpit area, because the sweat, oil and cream make a really great mix of exotic tastes. I'll find the wrinkliest woman, more chance of perspiration in those.
  10. Next time can I have a lick?
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