You take part, or you get taken apart. Choose.
You mungo
Don't be silly Jiro, this is all out elderly genocide! Silly billy.
Wait isn't this a little bit Cannibalistic?
Right, this is old Petunia. When I untie her, stop her shuffling away, because it only takes five hours and bang we lost her and my hard work goes to waste.
I like my meat tender yes indeed
Of course! Do you like to beat your meat? (and no you dirty aussie I don't mean that)
Everything is better with a little bit of soy sauce
Sure! I recommend the armpit area, because the sweat, oil and cream make a really great mix of exotic tastes. I'll find the wrinkliest woman, more chance of perspiration in those.
Next time can I have a lick?