Parents are stupid.
Wait, what? That's not....DAMNIT.
Alright! Dinner in my room!
No. I'll bring it up to you.
Do I get to come out for dinner?
Ooh that's sad, man. Go to your room!
Blazing. I think the weirdest part of that VM is that I actually typed "smurfing" instead of letting the censor do its work.
That's hot stuff.
Okay, but the flavor's gonna be dulled down a bit. One time this nasty, drunk old lady was fighting with her husband and mooned him while I was walking behind them. T'was... pretty smurfing horrifying.
Oh go on, gimme the closer!
