Conversation Between Shoeberto and Christmas

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  1. Oh dear. WATER!? Berto dear is so innocent!

    We are talking about teh WHITE FLUID! The one that CUM from your little~~~~~cccchhuuuuu~~~
  2. Godzilla is not made of water I don't get what you meant. How does he flood Tokyo? How would I flood Tokyo by coming somewhere. Unless I was like Hydroman or something and traveled on a jet of water! PLEASE EXPLAIN. THIS CAN BE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM YOU TO ME.
  3. POLE position, all girls like the big meaty juicy POLE. You sure got a MARVELLOUS position!

    And did you flood the whole tokyo like Godzilla when you CAME?
  4. Of course I try it! That's the only way I ever got to the position I am today. Pole position, if you will.

    Also, I came.
  5. EOFF underground Forum Topic 4


    http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...your-help.html

    CUM NAO!
  6. But I heard if you CUT it off, it will GROW back LONGER! Have you EVER try it?
  7. Rules Of Surviving Male Pubescence:
    - When changing for gym, always do it in the bathroom stalls so as to keep your junk private.
    - Always make fun of the size of other dudes' dingalings.
    - Keep a sock full of quarters in your pants at all times.
  8. So yours used to be like THREE letters long? Did your peers make fun of you?
  9. That's why I went from Hsu to Shoeberto. I've done a lot of growing since I was 12!
  10. Why not like mothersmurfing rotten curry snakes to the mothersmurfing MAX? They said the length of a man's name represent the length of his MANHOOD!
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