A long, long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away
Story time <3; Once upon a time, there was a guy who really loved Botox. He would get it injected into every possible spot on his body, just because he could. But one day he decided that the Botox was making him depressed, so he quite cold turkey. But then his face began to sag, as did several other body parts, and he had to make a choice; Be saggy for the rest of his life, or be dreppesed but, uh... not saggy. What would he do?! I'll tell you what he did; He curled up into a little ball and died! The end.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
LUNAR + Lingerie = disasterific <3
Merry Christmas LUNAR dear. Hope you get boxes full of bishis <3
So what, LUNAR? So what if my real name is Herman. Gosh, you don't have to rub it in
Can I be a female assistant? <3
You good sir, totally suck at PMS Well, duh. LUNAR is a guy <3
I bet LUNAR has a flat chest. Haha, flat-chest LUNAR
Lemon Cool-aid mixed with water?
