You like it?
Do they have American Dad in your country? God that's some crap TV right there.
Give a slight nod at the gaping va
Slutty (was the word you were looking for)
Somewhat old-fashioned.
I might as well tie a mattress to my back.
Do they have enough bruises for you?
Do they say anything at all?
It had better be worth it. And they better not complain.