I decided to win the Nobel peace award this year by nuking cities.
Christmas is too good for good.
She is too busy giving other people notes.
REALLY?
I haven't got kids. An if I had any, I wouldn't buy them food from the market!
OMG.
And the pigs went out to build houses protecting themselves from the BIG BAD WOLF.
That's what you call someone with a double chin.
I rode a pig to work today and everyone was so impressed by me and my pig.
You'd love it really.
