Conversation Between LunarWeaver and Miss_Lulu

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  1. Holy crap What were you doing?

    I would have screamed too, that sounds painful *huggle*
  2. And the Big Bad Wolf approached the brick house and said, "Let me in little piggies, or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"

    The three little piggies replied, "Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!"

    And the Big Bad Wolf huffed, and he puffed,

    AND THE WHOLE HOUSE CRUMBLED BENEATH HIS POWER. HE RAN IN AND BITCH SMACKED ALL THREE TO THE GROUND. HE RIPPED OFF THE FIRST PIGGY'S HEAD AND THREW IT INTO THE THIRD PIGGY'S LAP, SENDING HIM INTO A STATE OF SHOCK. HE SLAMMED THE SECOND PIGGY ONTO A TABLE AND DEFILED HIM SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW, THEN SNAPPED HIS NECK AND BEAT THE THIRD PIGGY TO DEATH WITH HIS CORPSE.

    THEN HE ATE THEIR FOOD, WATCHED THEIR TELEVISION, AND LEFT THEIR TOILET SEAT UP. HE WENT HOME AND TOOK A BUBBLE BATH AND READ OPRAH'S LATEST BOOK CLUB RECOMMENDATION.


    -The End-

    It's been so long since I've told you a story
  3. Your talent for weaving sucks.
    I have lost my eyeliner. All three of them. My Blue, my green, and my black... and now my make-up looks horrible.
  4. It took me like 3 minutes to figure out what you meant Keith.
    Then I started suddenly laughing... and my cousin told me I was gay.
  5. Lunar you're a gay-mofo.
  6. (IMHO stands for Introverted Monkeys Have Oreos)

    Yeah, yeah do it! I wanna hear my Rae sing
  7. Pft, like I can explain anything I ever say :rolleyes2
  8. Honestly! Why would I need them to tell me their opinions?!
  9. My version was better

    IMHO (lol large)
  10. I've heard F stands for Failure Rae.
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