... I honestly don't know how to react to that... except by over using elipses...
Cough...? Don't get sick, you won't be able to perform your best!! When you break into my house, I mean. Or something.
Oh nothing... Nothing at all *cough*
Devious-ness can be quite enjoyable though. I mean what?
Oh nothing Please ignore the fact that I look pretty devious.
What's your point?
You do understand that you have now given me permission to break into your house...
My friend came up with it. He described it in morbid detail, which told me he's been plotting it for some time now. Although if you wanted to do it first and completely steal and crush his plans, I wouldn't mind, and think it's funny Feel free! Haha
you know you really shouldn't give me ideas...
Pshhh. Real men don't plead the fifth! Real men propel into your house through the second story window, throw a flash-bang, take your 72" plasma and throw it in your father's corvette, and drive off never to be seen again. Or, y'know, something like that
