xD Aww we're not doing "T'was wonderful" anymore? I had a good closer.
And this one time, at band camp...
One time this girl was walking through the parking lot and the wind blew her skirt up. No panties. T'was wonderful. But I only saw her from the back for a split second.
A girl's boobs fell out as she came down the stairs onto our shop floor. And when I say fell out, I mean they fell out. T'was wonderful.
Ahh, so it's gonna be like that. Once this really fit brunette came in wearing a bikini top and tiny, tiny cut-off denim shorts. So small and so tight her ass was hanging out. T'was wonderful.
Oh smurf you. I once had a drunk girl come in dressed as a slutty police woman. T'was wonderful.
My old job I worked outside at a retail store. I went and gathered up the carts. Tons of women to flirt with and no one there to tell me to get back to work. T'was wonderful.
The worst thing about working in a clothes store is that I'm not allowed to flirt with the hotties that occasionally come in. But luckily, Dorothy Perkins is next door and I can totally flirt with them!
Same here. Generally I avoid associating with strangers hot women hold a strange power over me.
I do that all the time because I know it's creepy. I'm kidding. I'm just that friendly if you're hot.
