But my house will eat the postman.
I'll mail it then.
But I am too shy to receive any gifts from a guy.
You don't want a candy cane?
Why do you want to lance me? WE ARE FRIENDS! I WON'T BACK STAB YOU WITH A HIV INFECTED BLOOD STAINED SWORD!! :kaocry2:
And here I was, planning to come over and lance you
My house kills people straight away with no mercy. It never find the idea of having visitors appealing.
I thought it meant the house killed you if you tried to leave, not that it killed you straight away.
Escape? He won't even have time to think about it, let alone try.
So unless he tries to escape, he is safe?
