It's up Christmas! It's up!
I'm still finishing it. I don't want a repeat of the last one I wrote. That one was awful. I can promise that it will be up before I go to bed.
WELL, WHERE IS IT !!?? WHERE IS IT!???? .
Oh! I'm the catcher. Nevermind. I'm almost done. Maybe a few more hours.
You will be the one that will bear the offspring of my gorilla!
Hmm, that sounds tempting. Lord only knows when the last time I saw action was.
IF IT IS NOT UP BY TONIGHT, YOU WILL HAVE TO KEEP MY SEXUALLY DEPRIVED GORILLA COMPANY FOR THE NIGHT!
I'm just finishing it up. It will definitely be up later tonight!
I THINK IT IS THE LEGENDARY TOMORROW NOW! SO WHERE IS THE UPDATE!? THE LAST ONE THAT DISAPPOINT ME NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT SUNRISE!
Soon. Most likely tomorrow.
