Aka is single?! Also, if you polish a unicorn's horn, you'll get special unicorn mayonnaise.
I'm higher on the food chain, that makes it not cannibalism. Also, innuendo is funny LoM.
Lack of survival can be funny.
I hung on someone once... they didn't survive.
If I fetch you food and beer, will you get drunkies and hang all over AK and bother him? Because that would be epic
I'll share.
I'm older, bigger, and stronger. By caveman law, which is what I live by, I should eat you.
Clearly you don't understand the dynamic between a man and a woman. You're supposed to be the one to fetch me food/beer.
I told you to do something! Now get off yo' drunk lazy butt and do it!
Am I crazy or did you almost tell me to do something?!
