No. No, I don't. Now you make me feel stupid. Good job, though! Now: what will I have for dinner?
Nah feet are kinda gross actually. I only wanted it because you hyped them up! Hype is dangerous. Don't pump up the volume if you can't dance to the tempo. You know what I'm saying?
Why? Do you have some sick foot fetish? DON'T EXPLOIT ME!
Or does everyone else not use enough? That's how I play it over here, kiddo. Picture of said feet or the lies will destroy our budding friendship forever.
Not Lefty and Kicker! Besides, my feet are really cute. Imma become a foot model. That's how I'll get out of here! Here I come, Hollywood! I think I use too many smilies.
Just to toy with you I'm going to cut off your feet in your sleep! That may be a bit drastic now that I think about it.
Just to toy with you, I'm disabling visitor messages at 999 messages.
Oh no That's sad. I hope you were alright. If it makes you feel better, I don't plan on changing this for a short while. Er, I mean-... I'm going to get you to 1,000 visitor messages.
Yours scares me too. I got shocked as a child. I have a strange, inexplicable phobia related to electrical outlets.
Your comfort is negated by your horrible avatar.
