Conversation Between Sir Lancealot and Christmas

319 Visitor Messages

  1. I dun know, alll the things in my house are pretty strange.

    Nobody but me ever come out alive from my own house.
  2. If you want a strange man in your house.
  3. Do he have enough power to light up my lamp for me?
  4. Oh, don't worry, he doesn't have a lot of power.
  5. Then he is not fit to be king.

    A real king can poo poo and in the same time dance and bake a strawberry cake while singing with the birds.
  6. But the king pays me, and he cant sing or dance at the same time
  7. Money isn't king!

    Cause it can't sing or dance.
  8. Wait, are you calling the king evil?
  9. But paying is evil!

    Cause money is the ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
  10. Only if my pay hasn't come in yet
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