Every dog has his day, you know.
No.
She told me she was a doctor. I... I feel raped.
Oh damnit. I am not surprised. I should have known. Worth a shot. Except you did not mention green eggs this time. Disappointing.
I can't.
Oh man, I am more lucky because of this one time in Kindergarten where I actually ate the green eggs and ham that we were having, cuse of that Dr. Seuss book. I knew I was allergic, and I still ate it because I thought the green eggs looked good.
merry christmas i don't want to fight tonight
You need a grudge match to settle this dispute once and for all.
I used to try and squeeze myself into the cupboard with the rest of the food but that was too small. Nowhere else to hide.
No no no, I am the bittee! I always got bitten as a child. I got some kid kicked out of daycare cause my eye was a bit too tempting for him and he bit it
