Never said it was compulsory, but you don't know what you're missing over here.
pfft! I don't need to join the dark side to have adventures. I have adventures every week.
Cookies is just what we say we're offering. The reality is much more exciting, but it's an insider secret.
They need to find something else than cookies to offer. I already have all the cookies in the world.
Tut tut. The dark side is where all the adventure is at.
I'm such a goody two shoes. Always choosing the Paragon answers, the Light Side options, feeling obliged to finish side-quests when someone begs for my help. I will be the first to die in the Game of Thrones thread.
A likely story.
Nooooo. I'm a teddy bear. Honest.
Now that does seem a little sinister.
I was teaching them a lesson on tactics.
