I am listening to a GUITAR SOLO, right this second.
I will be the "freshman". You can be my "roomie".
Because it died. (According to the best before end date)
Those days are long gone. Now is the time of the Morlocks.
:upsidedow ..darn gravity.
Yes, if you put your popcorn in for more than three minutes it will not taste good.
I pronounce your name as Ciz.
I dub thee Sir Stupid.
The Colchester local newspaper, The Coolchester Sockpuppet, should be able to help you with that.
What if you were called Zc?